God told the prophet Jonah to go to the city of Nineveh and preach. Jonah disobeyed, instead boarding a ship bound in the other direction. So God sent a storm that threatened the safety of the ship. The fearful crewmen cried out to their various gods as they threw cargo over the side to lighten the vessel. Eventually, Jonah confessed that he was the reason God had sent the storm. He told the sailors they would have to jettison one more piece of cargo: “Pick me up and throw me into the sea; then the…